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Intolerance

I don't want to be hostile.
I don't want to be dismal.
And I don't want to rot in an apathetic existance.
See
I want to believe you,
and I wanted to trust
and I want to have faith to put away the dagger.

But you lie, cheat, and steal.
And I tolerate you.
Veil of virtue hung to hide your method
while I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your praise and glory.
Shroud of virtue hung to mask your stigma
as I smile and laugh and dance
and sing your glory
while you
lie, cheat, and steal.
How can I tolerate you.

Our guilt,our blame,
I've been far too sympathetic.
Our blood, our fault,
I've been far too sympathetic.

I am not innocent.
I am not innocent.
You are not innocent.
No one is innocent.

Niketown, B.H.

Zoomin' Bye

Yes, I just found out about Twitter.

Dear Drunk Guy on the 720,

Most people turned away. Most people even moved seats.

I just stayed there, and was listening to Reverend Maynard when you started looking towards me and started talking.

"You look like you've had a few too many."

"No, I just like wearing sun glasses whenever I'm staring at random people."

"Oh. You want an MGD?"

"I sure would."

I didn't open it, obviously. I have issues when people drink on public transit. I just placed the 12 ounce bottle in my jacket sleeve, and sunk back into subconsciousness listening to the words of Timothy Leary. Question Authority. Reverberates throughout my head.

Then the guy with the bucket full of flowers came on. I smiled.

Then your "princess" came on the bus, and you bought her a white rose. She smiled, you smiled back. You handed me another MGD, and would not take 'no' for an answer. I obliged, and went back into my head fones and watched you talk to the woman who you had just met, who you had just bought a flower for. That took balls, I guess.

She smiled nervously, you smiled back. Everyone thought you were a fool, but you know what? I think you made her day.

The 2 MGDs chilling in the freezer right now made my day.

Thanks, drunk guy on the 720.

Must be time for the NEW Testament to be printed...

You see the new HP Multifunction Printer?

It will print at 5 pages a minute, and will toast your bagel at the same time.

"When the bomb hits, all that will be left are cockroaches and Conquests."

Snow covered mountains, grainy imagery.

The mess that is a phone closet....

"What's wrong with that little man?"

What's wrong with him?

"Yeah. What's he looking for?"

That...place, I guess.

"Will he ever find that place?
[Silence]
Maybe yes? Maybe no? Crapshoot?"

Crapshoot.

I think somebody printed out The Old Testament

Breakfast of Champions

Download Quincy Jones' Summer in the City....

my Shures making contact with wax....