How the fuck does the US not medal in beach volleyball? We invented the goddamn sport.
And who beats us? Switzerland.
Land locked switzerland.
Land locked meaning, not surrounded by water.
No water means no beach.
No beach, means no beach volleyball.
And they beat us. That's like France beating us in Bravery.
We should invent sports that nobody can beat us in.
Shopping at the Gap
Being Lazy
Eating Fast Food
Starting Wars
NOBODY'S touching us in those events at the Olympics.