"Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results, mmmmmmmm....proper."
Jonathan tried to teach me. But his stoner instructions were not precise enough, and my attempts at rolling blunts would end in frustration. a soggy ass piece of tobacco leaf with some weed meshed in a twisted heap that was as useless as Shawn Green.
the next steps would be to roll out a new phillies, empty the tobacco without cutting the philly; just roll it between your palms, loosen the tobacco, and turn upside down and shake. then add the weed, pack it when a pencil or something, and voila, a blunt. rolling time: approximately 45 minutes.
not fun. especially when a blunt needed to be rolled, and time was of the essence.
i finally learned the lesson of the day.
sometimes you need to follow your own instructions. and mostly, patience is the key....
i'm watching New jack City. were all movies in the 80s so over the top?
well, since somebody asked for a list of my 'favorite' things, here goes:
My 10 Favorite 80s Movies of All Time
1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Pardon my french, but if you stuck a lump of coal up Cameron's ass, in 2 weeks, you have a diamond."
2. The Goonies
"Hey Chunk. I got naked pictures of your mom takin' a bath. Wanna buy em'? Reeeaaalll cheap!"
3. Stand By Me
"How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?.....
Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. "
4. Breakfast Club
"What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?"
"Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."
5. Caddyshack
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
Remember, "I Wanna Sex You Up?" by Color Me Badd? That was a dope song.
6. A Christmas Story
"Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! "
7. National Lampoon's Family Vacation
"Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way"
"Fuck yo mama!"
"Thank you very much. "
8. Coming to America
"Man, you lyin'. You ain't never met no Martin Luther the King. "
9. Jaws
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
10. The Shining
"Darling! Light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna BASH your brains in. I'm gonna BASH 'em right the FUCK in! "
There's my list of things I like.