PimpDifferent

FUCK YOU ALL! You are a disgrace.

The Dodgers pulled another game outta their ass last night.

You'd think that pulling game after game outta their ass would weaken their colon, but the Dodgers seem to have an indestructable porn star asshole. They keep pulling games outta their ass over and over and enjoy it, hence the porn star reference.

Milton Bradley is a character. After making an error in the 8th inning, and having a Dodger fan express his displeasure by tossing a plastic beer bottle in his face, unnamed sources say that Milton grabbed the bottle and walked over to the fan and threw it at his feet and said:

"Don't you know all this trash washes out to sea? It pollutes the beaches, not to mention it kills sand crabs and penguins. Stupid ass."

So, Milton Bradley gets an A in Environmental Sciences. Don't fuck with a person from the LBC. Then the umpire kicked him outta the game.

I was in good form last night. I had mad people talking to me and the stadium erupted in the 9th inning when the Dodgers scored 5 against Colorado's Little League bullpen. My mother and 3 of her bridge playing friends could do a better job at holding games than these Colorado fuckheads. But hey, if they're gonna gift wrap games and hand them to us, we might as well take them.

Meanwhile, in the Mighty OC (Orange County for all you non LA peeps), the Angels beat somebody, and the A's lost to somebody, which means that they are now tied for 1st place. Is the Gay Area (read: Bay Area) just collapsing as a whole? You have the Gayants and the Gay's (read: Giants and the A's) blowing games in September like a young stud at a bathhouse. Even the 49ers can't get any play, considering they lost last Sunday 30something to ZERO. ZERO? You have 9 different ways of scoring in football, all worth more than 1 point and you manage to score ZERO fucking points? Hopefully, the Yay Area Assness doesn't seep down to Southern California.

We already have dickhead fans leaving in the 8th inning. That's pretty gay already.