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america voted, and america got what it wanted.

my country said last night that deficit spending, fighting wars with countries who had no wmds, deceptions, lies, ignorance, and tax cuts for the rich was what it wanted.

my country said that they'd rather vote for the awol-er than the triple purple hearter to defend the nation.

my country said that our gay brothers and sisters shouldn't have the right to marry.

my country said that they wanted new senators. three in particular. one who thinks that unwed mothers and gays shouldnt be school teachers, one who thinks that doctors who perform legal abortions should get the death penalty, and one who thinks that there should be a consititutional amendment to protect prayer in schools.

my country thinks that it's right to go it alone and be the world police even if we're wrong about who we attack and even if it means that our children will have to pay for it with their lives and their finances.

my country thinks that the loser of all three presidential debates should get four more years.

my country thinks that its totally ok that Bush appointed the #1 timber lobbyist to be the head of the Forest Service, a mining industry lobbyist who thinks public lands are unconstitutional to be head of public lands, as well as several other anti-environmentalist to make it easy for corporations to pollute the air and water and rape our natural resources.

makes me wonder if my country actually thinks.

but it is my country, the land that i love. through thick and thin, through better and worse.

moving away is never an option. plus MY people have been here for 400 years. we aint going nowhere.

and this isn't about democrat or republican. this is about freedoms versus fears. this is about failure versus hope.

my country picked a failure who ran on one platform: vote republican or die.

cuz thats all he had.

thats all he was made of.

and last night i got to see what my country is made of.

so today i hope my country realizes that it just got what it asked for.

be careful what you ask for.

for these people will continue to hide valueable information from us

they will continue to give tax cuts during times of war to the rich, as irresponsible as that is. as foolish. as pandering.

you encouraged BushCo to keep on keeping on, america.

well, at least 51% of you did.

so give yourselves a round of applause.

on the brighter side, i have a good feeling that conscious hip hop will be back

with a vengence.

rock too.

and liberalism, which i dont subscribe to, will be bigger and louder and more organized than ever before.

homer simpson voted for who his buddies told him to vote for.

anna kournikova now has her enrique.

and all of those who said that nothing could be worse than these last four years

ya'll mothefuckas aint seen nothing yet.

"The lion does not turn around when a small dog barks."

But sometime's it is ok to growl just to show the small dog who's boss.

"Sternberg...developed what he called the theory of 'successful intelligence,' which holds that all people have three kinds of abilities: the analytical ability that is the focus of most standardized testing; the practical ability he also calls 'street smarts'; and the creative ability to adjust and invent. Underpinning all three is the ''tacit knowledge'' that helps people handle everyday encounters and situations."

analytical ability -

practical ability -

creative ability -

BUT, there's more!

"They don't get along with people. They don't persuade people to listen to them."

PRECISELY! This guy describes me to a T. Finally, something that SacTown says that makes sense.

So, why don't i persuade people to listen to me?

That is why I don't persuade people to listen to me. Can we agree that most people are morons?

Yeah, I got the same answer here on my end too.

Updates, updates.

Needed more space to work with on the right hand panel...

so...Monthly Archives is now a dynamic pulldown menu that doesn't need updating, thank god.

Added a few links (i know i forgot some, sue me).

Added Pimp Radio.

:-D

TO GO:

Photo album that is tied to Movable Type's file upload function.

Few other goodies that I'm throwing around in my head...

The Dean (4:07:15 PM): my friend sucks and I just had to lay it out for him that the only people I see reading his LiveJournals are the same assholes over and over who do nothing but agree with him
The Dean (4:07:46 PM): so if my message is to put out some pretentious bullshit about how I'm all "enlightened" now because I read book or some shit
The Dean (4:07:55 PM): or pander to a bunch of knock-kneed sycophants
The Dean (4:08:05 PM): then yeah, maybe I'll start posting in my LiveJournal
The Dean (4:08:06 PM): oh wait
The Dean (4:08:11 PM): I DON'T BELIEVE IN PRETENSE
The Dean (4:08:27 PM): nor do I want dingleberries swinging off my comments pages
The Dean (4:08:35 PM): good job being commended by the same assholes
The Dean (4:08:39 PM): at least 5 of you agree on something
The Dean (4:08:54 PM): I think the bitch would be ME if I took the time to post in his journal
The Dean (4:09:05 PM): he thinks he's on some transcendental trip right now
The Dean (4:09:16 PM): like he's posting about how he's in santa barbara right
The Dean (4:09:34 PM): and he's talking shit about how LA sucks, and blah blah blah
The Dean (4:09:41 PM): so dirty, so smoggy, blah blah
The Dean (4:09:43 PM): so free up in SB
The Dean (4:09:45 PM): and I'm like
The Dean (4:09:46 PM): SO MOVE
The Dean (4:09:50 PM): I dunno what's worse
The Dean (4:10:08 PM): the fact that SB has better air, or the fact that you're too much of a pussy to leave
The Dean (4:10:22 PM): here's my take on it: if you need to write a monologue to your life,
The Dean (4:10:25 PM): you a sad motherfucker
The Dean (4:10:35 PM): if my life was worth anything, when I'm dead and gone someone else is gonna talk about it
The Dean (4:10:37 PM): or write about it
The Dean (4:11:04 PM): I don't need to make myself the lovable anti-hero in my epic struggle against double coupon days and dirty laundry sundays
The Ambassador (4:11:07 PM): Preach on dean, Preach on.
The Dean (4:11:18 PM): goddamn these motherfuckers, goddamn them all to hell
The Dean (4:11:24 PM): all I need is a gun and 15 minutes of righteousness
The Ambassador (4:11:25 PM): you will contribute to our Dub C blog tho, right?
The Dean (4:11:33 PM): oh dude, fuck yeah
The Dean (4:11:43 PM): but I'm not gonna be expounding about how I've suddenly had a revelation
The Dean (4:11:53 PM): about how mustard is the devil
The Dean (4:12:02 PM): because ketchup is red, and mustard just wants you to believe red is bad
The Ambassador (4:12:06 PM): haha
The Ambassador (4:12:10 PM): or that u just took a shit?
The Ambassador (4:12:16 PM): and made a sandwich?
The Dean (4:12:19 PM): oh I didn't take a shit
The Dean (4:12:21 PM): I created
The Dean (4:12:31 PM): my life is complete now that I've created
The Dean (4:12:41 PM): goddamn these motherfuckers
The Dean (4:12:51 PM): like going to the 7-11 in your shorts is the Odyssey
The Dean (4:12:58 PM): those are ho-ho's motherfucker
The Dean (4:13:00 PM): not sirens
The Dean (4:13:24 PM): you're not stuffing your ears with wax to not buy into the hypnotic song of Hostess
The Dean (4:13:31 PM): goddamn these people
The Dean (4:13:38 PM): damn, see if we had the LJ blog I'd post this shit up right now
The Dean (4:13:40 PM): this is a good rant
The Dean (4:13:41 PM): lol
 

This user points to random events that have NOTHING to do with their problem, as the originating source of said problem:

e.g.

"Ever since I shaved my own scrotum, I have been unable to check my email!"

or

"Ever since you changed your website color, I have been unable to send out attachments."

Here goes one now. She even kindly asked us to FIX THIS NOW!! Not only did i NOT fix her shit, I kindly added her email address to porn spamming sites. Don't blame me for you being stupid. Don't give out ur fucking email address to every goddamn site you browse to. The person who gives out their email addres the most is NOT the winner in this game! Anyhow, check out the user's email below:

----- Original Message -----
From: *****@alum.somedumbschool.edu
To: support@mycompany.com
Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 2004 6:52 AM
Subject: spam

i never used to get spam at my alumni account. ever since i had to pay for my account, i'm getting more and more spam. what are you guys going to do about this? the spam filter doesn't cut it! i want the spam to never be sent to me. how does your system work? TELL ME!

please send me your detailed plan to eliminate spam. now goddamnit!

Dumb User

...and as you are stuffing your face with food, while 1/2 the world starves, listen to my Radio.Blog. Atleast you'll be able to laugh.
It might take a bit to load, and if you are not on broadband, might as well start cooking for NEXT year's Thanksgiving feast.

It's a celebration....

On 11/29/04 10:55 PM, "The Jizzard bautista" (pilinuts07det@XXX.com) wrote:

> party starts at 9 at the Big Foot Lodge. 3172 Los
> Feliz. LA, CA. I think this is a party that should be
> enhanced by the W.C. I mean, after all, we are party
> crashers