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The Dean (4:07:15 PM): my friend sucks and I just had to lay it out for him that the only people I see reading his LiveJournals are the same assholes over and over who do nothing but agree with him
The Dean (4:07:46 PM): so if my message is to put out some pretentious bullshit about how I'm all "enlightened" now because I read book or some shit
The Dean (4:07:55 PM): or pander to a bunch of knock-kneed sycophants
The Dean (4:08:05 PM): then yeah, maybe I'll start posting in my LiveJournal
The Dean (4:08:06 PM): oh wait
The Dean (4:08:11 PM): I DON'T BELIEVE IN PRETENSE
The Dean (4:08:27 PM): nor do I want dingleberries swinging off my comments pages
The Dean (4:08:35 PM): good job being commended by the same assholes
The Dean (4:08:39 PM): at least 5 of you agree on something
The Dean (4:08:54 PM): I think the bitch would be ME if I took the time to post in his journal
The Dean (4:09:05 PM): he thinks he's on some transcendental trip right now
The Dean (4:09:16 PM): like he's posting about how he's in santa barbara right
The Dean (4:09:34 PM): and he's talking shit about how LA sucks, and blah blah blah
The Dean (4:09:41 PM): so dirty, so smoggy, blah blah
The Dean (4:09:43 PM): so free up in SB
The Dean (4:09:45 PM): and I'm like
The Dean (4:09:46 PM): SO MOVE
The Dean (4:09:50 PM): I dunno what's worse
The Dean (4:10:08 PM): the fact that SB has better air, or the fact that you're too much of a pussy to leave
The Dean (4:10:22 PM): here's my take on it: if you need to write a monologue to your life,
The Dean (4:10:25 PM): you a sad motherfucker
The Dean (4:10:35 PM): if my life was worth anything, when I'm dead and gone someone else is gonna talk about it
The Dean (4:10:37 PM): or write about it
The Dean (4:11:04 PM): I don't need to make myself the lovable anti-hero in my epic struggle against double coupon days and dirty laundry sundays
The Ambassador (4:11:07 PM): Preach on dean, Preach on.
The Dean (4:11:18 PM): goddamn these motherfuckers, goddamn them all to hell
The Dean (4:11:24 PM): all I need is a gun and 15 minutes of righteousness
The Ambassador (4:11:25 PM): you will contribute to our Dub C blog tho, right?
The Dean (4:11:33 PM): oh dude, fuck yeah
The Dean (4:11:43 PM): but I'm not gonna be expounding about how I've suddenly had a revelation
The Dean (4:11:53 PM): about how mustard is the devil
The Dean (4:12:02 PM): because ketchup is red, and mustard just wants you to believe red is bad
The Ambassador (4:12:06 PM): haha
The Ambassador (4:12:10 PM): or that u just took a shit?
The Ambassador (4:12:16 PM): and made a sandwich?
The Dean (4:12:19 PM): oh I didn't take a shit
The Dean (4:12:21 PM): I created
The Dean (4:12:31 PM): my life is complete now that I've created
The Dean (4:12:41 PM): goddamn these motherfuckers
The Dean (4:12:51 PM): like going to the 7-11 in your shorts is the Odyssey
The Dean (4:12:58 PM): those are ho-ho's motherfucker
The Dean (4:13:00 PM): not sirens
The Dean (4:13:24 PM): you're not stuffing your ears with wax to not buy into the hypnotic song of Hostess
The Dean (4:13:31 PM): goddamn these people
The Dean (4:13:38 PM): damn, see if we had the LJ blog I'd post this shit up right now
The Dean (4:13:40 PM): this is a good rant
The Dean (4:13:41 PM): lol