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User Type #90328: "The Historical Event User."

This user points to random events that have NOTHING to do with their problem, as the originating source of said problem:

e.g.

"Ever since I shaved my own scrotum, I have been unable to check my email!"

or

"Ever since you changed your website color, I have been unable to send out attachments."

Here goes one now. She even kindly asked us to FIX THIS NOW!! Not only did i NOT fix her shit, I kindly added her email address to porn spamming sites. Don't blame me for you being stupid. Don't give out ur fucking email address to every goddamn site you browse to. The person who gives out their email addres the most is NOT the winner in this game! Anyhow, check out the user's email below:

----- Original Message -----
From: *****@alum.somedumbschool.edu
To: support@mycompany.com
Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 2004 6:52 AM
Subject: spam


i never used to get spam at my alumni account. ever since i had to pay for my account, i'm getting more and more spam. what are you guys going to do about this? the spam filter doesn't cut it! i want the spam to never be sent to me. how does your system work? TELL ME!

please send me your detailed plan to eliminate spam. now goddamnit!

Dumb User

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Comments (1)

macmarmar:

you are such the artist!

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