ScoringMachine (8:59:00 PM): hahaha, I got drunka nd ordered some 'legal' herb off of hte internet... this should be entertaining
DarkShadow05 (8:59:12 PM): HAHHAHA
DarkShadow05 (8:59:16 PM): good job
DarkShadow05 (8:59:20 PM): u have to tell me how it is.
DarkShadow05 (8:59:24 PM): it's gonna be like smoking schwag
DarkShadow05 (8:59:31 PM): "I'm fucked up! But it's not the weed I'm fucked up on."
ScoringMachine (8:59:37 PM): HAHAHAHA yeah no shit
ScoringMachine (8:59:41 PM): the stuff sounds SKETCHY dude
ScoringMachine (8:59:42 PM): hahahaha
DarkShadow05 (8:59:45 PM): u should've gotten Salvia divinorum or some shit
ScoringMachine (8:59:49 PM): here i'll send you the link.....
ScoringMachine (8:59:53 PM): yeah i'm looking into that too
ScoringMachine (8:59:56 PM): you can get it kinda cheap
ScoringMachine (9:00:22 PM): as long as it doesn't taste cock
ScoringMachine (9:00:24 PM): i'm a winner
ScoringMachine (9:01:09 PM): http://www.herbalsmokeshack.com/combinationpackages.html
ScoringMachine (9:01:18 PM): hahaha i ordered the 'Party Sampler Combo Pack'
ScoringMachine (9:01:31 PM): i figure the entertainment value alone is worth the 35 bucks
ScoringMachine (9:01:33 PM): hahahhaa
ScoringMachine (9:01:57 PM): it's gonna be Idle Hands stylee, "nutmeg and oregano"
DarkShadow05 (9:02:00 PM): hahaa
DarkShadow05 (9:02:04 PM): u should get some of that hash looking shit
DarkShadow05 (9:02:14 PM): try to pass it for REAL hash on the streets of portland
ScoringMachine (9:02:19 PM): Yeah!!!!
ScoringMachine (9:02:20 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
ScoringMachine (9:02:21 PM): wow
ScoringMachine (9:02:22 PM): hahaha
DarkShadow05 (9:02:41 PM): just like that assss Herbal Ecstasy we got at the Smokeout 1.0
DarkShadow05 (9:02:54 PM): "I feel SOMETHING...i don't know if i'd call it being 'fucked up' tho."
ScoringMachine (9:03:03 PM): hahahah no shit
ScoringMachine (9:03:05 PM): no shit
DarkShadow05 (9:03:08 PM): yum, felt like allergy medicine w/o the drowsiness
ScoringMachine (9:03:14 PM): they have stuff here that has 'opium lettuce' in it
ScoringMachine (9:03:17 PM): whatever the fuck that is
DarkShadow05 (9:03:17 PM): did we pop valiums that day too?
ScoringMachine (9:03:22 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
ScoringMachine (9:03:24 PM): we sure did
ScoringMachine (9:03:43 PM): that's when i got lost and found Bacon in a crowd of 50,000 people
ScoringMachine (9:03:47 PM): that was bizarre
DarkShadow05 (9:03:54 PM): hahaha
DarkShadow05 (9:03:56 PM): wow
ScoringMachine (9:03:59 PM): 'whoa.... it's bacon and amy.... or i'm REALLY fuuucked up?'
ScoringMachine (9:04:09 PM): 'i'm really fuuucked up AND that's IS bacon and amy'
DarkShadow05 (9:04:14 PM): jesus, i have NO clue what happened to me that night
ScoringMachine (9:04:34 PM): when i eventually got back to the Tweakermobile at 3 am..
ScoringMachine (9:04:38 PM): you and him were assed out in it
ScoringMachine (9:04:39 PM): hahaha
DarkShadow05 (9:04:42 PM): rad
DarkShadow05 (9:04:48 PM): GO styli
ScoringMachine (9:04:55 PM): yeah pretty much actually
DarkShadow05 (9:04:59 PM): ok, so then i stayed with the tweaker! oh yeah, i remember, we got moshed away from u
ScoringMachine (9:05:24 PM): I remember being bitter that the Long Beach Dub all stars went on for like 20 minutes
DarkShadow05 (9:05:26 PM): wow, is that the day we got food at carl's jr and then drove off at 4 am?
ScoringMachine (9:05:30 PM): I THINK so
DarkShadow05 (9:05:38 PM): jesus. that was so ass.
DarkShadow05 (9:05:43 PM): we get our drinks and matt drives off. we get back to the apartment and we all ask, "Where's my food?" Then realize we never got it.
ScoringMachine (9:05:47 PM): no shit
DarkShadow05 (9:05:52 PM): the people in there must have been like, "WTF??!"
ScoringMachine (9:06:10 PM): hahahha no kidding
ScoringMachine (9:06:19 PM): "CAUTION: DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE ANY MACHINERY AFTER USING THIS PRODUCT!"
ScoringMachine (9:06:24 PM): You KNOW they're just saying
ScoringMachine (9:06:25 PM): hahahaha
ScoringMachine (9:06:40 PM): and they have a thing on the website that says using your parents credit card is illegal
ScoringMachine (9:06:41 PM): good good
ScoringMachine (9:06:41 PM): hahahaha
DarkShadow05 (9:07:30 PM): haha
DarkShadow05 (9:07:33 PM): they have that same warning on boxes of Valium
DarkShadow05 (9:07:37 PM): "Dp not operate machinery." And, look! we did just fine!
ScoringMachine (9:07:40 PM): hahahah no kidding
DarkShadow05 (9:07:48 PM): haha...Valium
ScoringMachine (9:07:51 PM): well they say you shouldn't drive for like TWO WEEKS after smoking chronic. So, so much for fucking studies.
DarkShadow05 (9:08:00 PM): can't believe we went to TJ for valium
ScoringMachine (9:08:05 PM): hahahah yeah!!!
DarkShadow05 (9:08:11 PM): matt put those things under his ballsacks on the way back into the US.
DarkShadow05 (9:08:15 PM): and sold them at his church
DarkShadow05 (9:08:21 PM): at 10 bucks a pop
DarkShadow05 (9:08:23 PM): when he got 'em at $1.
ScoringMachine (9:08:25 PM): YEAH!!!!
ScoringMachine (9:08:27 PM): selling em at church
ScoringMachine (9:08:29 PM): that was awesome
ScoringMachine (9:08:30 PM): haha
DarkShadow05 (9:08:45 PM): i remember popping two of those things when i went on vacation
DarkShadow05 (9:09:11 PM): and i took 'em at LAX 30 minutes before the flight, and when we landed in Mexico City like 3 hours later, i was DUnnnnnNNN. I had to get dragged off the plane by my sister like a 9 year old.
ScoringMachine (9:09:15 PM): oh yeah that valium was DOPE, we'd take valium and make screwdrivers before smoking and watching tv latenight in stearns
DarkShadow05 (9:09:23 PM): hahaha
ScoringMachine (9:09:31 PM): yeah vodka, valium and chronic. Wooooooo
ScoringMachine (9:09:32 PM): that's safe
DarkShadow05 (9:10:16 PM): the Paris Hilton Cocktail
DarkShadow05 (9:10:22 PM): originated by the dub c...made famous by Nick Nolte.
Comments (1)
Talk about too much time on yer hands!
Posted by Rose | Diciembre 20, 2004 8:54 PM
Posted on Diciembre 20, 2004 20:54