1. The Similac and Nicorette and EPT are behind closed glass.
2. The shopping carts look like they JUST got repossessed from the homeless guy outside, and still has remnants of his worldly possessions.
3. The first section as you enter the market is the "value pack" aisle.
4. In the produce section, grown adults and their crotch fruit are eating grapes and other fruit without paying for them.
5. One type of apple. Twenty types of malt liquor.
6. Beans and rice that you can purchase in 'bulk.'
7. Grown ass women with lip piercings.
8. More white t-shirts than Kevin Federline's closet.
9. A family will grab a chicken from the rotisserie section in the deli, and proceed to EAT the entire thing, while tossing the bones underneath the food shelves in the aisles and walking out without paying. (True Story)
10. Kids are running around the entire market like motherfuckin' outbreak monkeys.